The time I drove myself to the E.R. while eating a frozen burrito.

I’m generally healing well from surgery with the exception of getting run down really easily.

A few days ago I started noticing that the incision in my belly button was leaking some gross and smelly discharge. I hadn’t been too concerned about it because the area doesn’t hurt and I don’t have a fever or anything. But after four days and a late night google search, I decided to give the advice nurse a call.

They paged a surgeon who thought I had an infection and told me to go to the E.R. immediately.   I have a $250 copay ( because America!) and I didn’t want to waste my money and time for a non- emergency. I asked if it could wait until tomorrow and she said I could get a stomach infection or something so I reluctantly agreed to go.

Anticipating a long wait, I threw an Annie’s frozen burrito in the microwave, pulled on some sweatpants, and drove myself to the E.R. one handedly while eating.
I was seen pretty quickly by a young and attractive doctor. He was very nice but essentially told me that while it was a good idea that I came in, everything looked fine. He suggested I lie on my back and let my belly button air out several times a day.

So yeah I paid $250 to get diagnosed with a dirty belly button. Happy Sunday!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s