Dr. Cowboy doesn’t like my sperm bank. They explained that they are legal but not completely accredited. Who knew this was a thing? They are willing to let me keep them if I jump through a bunch of extra hoops, but I’ve decided to switch.I’m not super attached to my donor and as you may have read in my previous post, they aren’t the easiest to work with. And, a friend of mine got a contaminated sample from them recently.
The nurse said I have about two weeks to pick someone from the new bank. eeeekkk!
The donor catalog has baby pictures! This adds a whole new dimension to this decision. Most of the pictures are adorable but some of the donors have pictures of them as awkward pre-teens. When you have a picture, it’s really hard not to focus on picking the cutest kid ever.
I decided to focus on if the donor came across as someone who is empathetic and cares about the world. This is hard to do with such limited information but they do provide a short questionnaire and the donor’s employment history. Donor 1 is into meditation, world travel, and had started a non- profit for people with HIV/AIDS. Donor 2 is a teacher in an inner city school and an artist. The health history for both of them was pretty similar but #1’s was slightly better.
I was confidently leaning toward # 1 and then I noticed the section where they compare the donor’s looks to a celebrity. # 1 was described as a ” young Anthony Weiner” (Nooooo! )As in the Congressman who sent dick pics to a bunch of women he met on twitter! And he is not an attractive dude:
My friend validated my feelings. We decided that if I have a choice I should obviously pick the person I am most comfortable with and it’s impossible to make this decision in a non- superficial way. Also, I just can’t pick a donor that I will automatically associate with dick pics. And what was the sperm bank thinking when they chose to describe him as looking like Anthony Weiner?
Donor 2 it is!